I have a confession to make. I’m a huge Duke fan. Huge. It’s hard not to be having been an undergrad there. So you can imagine that I’ve had to make some adjustments now that I’m living at the other end of 15-501 (the road between Durham and Chapel Hill). And with that, I give you the FSBCF framework: Four Stages of Becoming a Carolina Fan.
Stage 1 – The “No way, no how” stage: This is where any self-respecting Duke alum (or NC State alum, for that matter) convinces himself that under no circumstances will a Carolina victory be something to celebrate. Even if Duke wins the national championship and goes undefeated, the Stage 1 individual is disappointed with any success by a Carolina team.
Stage 2 – The “Definitely not basketball or football” stage: Reluctantly, you begin to rationalize passively supporting Carolina teams in sports like soccer or field hockey. You convince yourself that these are just hardworking college kids trying to get an education. They don’t have million dollar futures in front of them, so they don’t deserve your animosity. You’ll still pull for your Blue Devils in a head to head matchup, but you can’t seem to muster the white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns that once characterized your antipathy toward all things Carolina blue.
Stage 3 – The “Just as long as we’re not playing Duke” stage: Somewhere along the way, you’ve begun to internalize the Carolina fan experience. You catch yourself saying “we” instead of “they.” You get caught up in the excitement of ACC championship talk and Saturday tailgates. You even convince yourself that it’s okay for Carolina to do well in basketball and football, so long as it’s not at Duke’s expense.
Stage 4 – The “Stefan Urquelle” stage: For those of you lacking in 1990’s pop culture knowledge, Stefan Urquelle is the very cool alter-ego of this guy. In Stage 4, the Kenan-Flagler student has made a full transition from Steve Urkel to Stefan Urquelle. Phrases like “Carolina needs this game more than Duke does” start to creep into your vocabulary.
Having written this blog post, I think I would diagnose myself as a Stage 3 convert. If I were to poll my fellow Duke alumni (there are six of us in the first-year class), I think that would be true of most of us. With that said, we’re hanging on for dear life in the hopes that we don’t slip into Stage 4. Check back with me in April; basketball season will be the real test.
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